Corporate language

I came across an email about corporate language this morning. I guess it's good enough for me to post it here for your reading purposes. Enjoy! (so long it does not happened to you...huhhhhuu)

The Corporate language!!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"


"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"


"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...At least not tomorrow !".


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"


"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"


"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."


"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"


"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"


"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"


"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"



"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."


"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"


"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"


"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

She's an evil, he's a devil

The title itself seems to show that i was having an argument with somebody. The truth is...no. I hope i did...i was prepared for the worst actually. All these while i was keeping to myself...the impossible workload, the stupid instruction...i swallowed it all for the sake of my family.

Last week, i reached my boiling point...i felt like i was not appreciated for the good work done. I called it a quit. There were so many things that made me quit. I was only a subordinate...no one to turn to except her. All those top level wont care less about someone like me, they managed people at management level only. Sadly, no one care to hear my voice not even HR. This is just the gist of the whole story. The rest, let it be untold..

The truth is..if you're working at big corporation you will only get the recognition not for the work done but for your skill in sucking up.

Now, i'm trying to pick up the pieces and move on with life. I believe in karma..what goes around comes around. Im gonna miss all my dear friends there. You guys are amazing and it's a bless to meet good people like u guys. Thanx for all the support and for lending me a shoulder to cry on..we shall meet again...i will never forget u guys.

For the time being i just want to relax my mind...maybe now i have enough time to update this blog...seems like ages i haven't updated anything...hmm~now is the time.

Hati yang gundah gulana

Lately perasaan aku berbelah bahagi.. dgn kepulangan maid aku 15hb mac ni, aku tatau mane nak letak faris. so dramatic perasaan ni sampai aku terasa mcm nak berhenti kerja je jaga faris kat rumah..owh, i know i am being over dramatic in overcoming this issue. I guess the pressure i put on myself causing me not to think properly..I'm being more emotional than i should be...walhal org jaga anak kat nursery tu sume nye ok je...aku jek lebey2~

Apart from that, faris showed no interest at all on the milk..like completely relying on the foodz (yg x seberape tu) only.Hmm..we even tried feeding him with different flavour...yet still failed. In the end, aku yg penat berfikir..Ahh~

Minggu lepas aku juga kehilangan 3pasang kasut yang sangat aku sukai. Pencopet kasut yg keji tu dah merembat kasut snowfly (lame tau tunggu sale baru dpt beli), scholl ngan sport shoes aku yg blom pon aku sempat pakai.Huuhh~tapi bak kate papa..percaya pada takdir...dah bukan rezeki kita...redha aje...sob,sob! Salah aku juga sebab tak simpan elok2...so skang belajar drp kesilapan.

Oleh kerana these few weeks kami asik berjalan tak duduk rumah, papa dah tunjuk boikot nak duduk rumah minggu ni...takmo jalan2 lagi. Okla, to be fair to him..aku setuju...kesian jugak tgk dia bawak kami ke sana sini...aku tau dia penat..hmm~faktor umur kot..hahaha!

Oh ye, aku kate aku hilang kasut tp last week yang aku beli adalah..hehe...handbag yang tade kene mengene dgn kehilangan kasut..huhuu~

Sebab rase bersalah, aku ckp dgn papa aku nak buat undertaking...not to buy anymore handbag this year...and this handbag shall be the final bag for this year...penting ayat this year tuu....hahaha!

Signed and sealed,
Mrs. Marine